John Cleese rants - Soccer vs Football

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May 20, 2013
TheEnchantedFortress Says:
REAL AMERICANS = Pocahontas,Montezuma,Quetzalcoatl,Shitting Bull,Pissing Beaver & Farting Buffalo :)

May 20, 2013
Afonso Sousa Says:
LOL Britain has some of the healthiest teeth. "Boring humour"? Maybe you just don't understand it, maybe it's too much for your little brain.

May 20, 2013
Manolara1 Says:
Genius

May 19, 2013
Aitcheoz Says:
Fighting > Football (American and English). You want creativity, you want strategy? There ya go.

May 19, 2013
Aitcheoz Says:
Zomg asshole analogies so clever, way to prove your superiority. I'll just leave out the fact you people have disgusting jowls, fucked up teeth, the most boring humor and shit sport. And the fact that when you were still a world power you were just as hated. But you go on circle jerking and making posts about how you hate america while loving american products (like the wwe). But no really, you know so much about a place youve never been to. Pip pip.

May 19, 2013
tyrion2013 Says:
I'm in the UK and I like American football, couldn't give a fuck if I'm in the minority. The only thing I don't like is the amount of time it takes to complete a game when televised. I like normal football too. Up the Hammers!

May 19, 2013
ferestrad Says:
As clear as Crystal.

May 19, 2013
BeASTgUY32 Says:
I want someone to reply to me, why are you guys bitching over a NAME?? Seriously, you guys are pathetic.

May 19, 2013
richard1972r Says:
And yet, you like to gloat when others make their own mistakes. A retard and a hypocrite. Those two cousins you call mum and dad must be EVER so proud of you. I tested the link and it works. It's more like you don't even know how to follow a link, spastic. LMAO!.

May 19, 2013
richard1972r Says:
It was REPOSTED. Were you fed paint chips as a baby? I gave you his name and IQ score, dumb brit. Ever heard of GOOGLE? And you didn't even give the name of that European or his/her IQ score. You are so full of shit it oozes out of your ears. "We" as a country, fucking moron. Is it "be a retard" day in your country or something?

May 19, 2013
TheSpiritOf68 Says:
No point arguing with him mate, he's utterly devoid of intelligence.

May 19, 2013
TheSpiritOf68 Says:
Oh wow, I worded something wrong. Even smart people make mistakes. Your stupidity is rubbing off on everyone. And you don't even know how to link a you tube video properly. Lol.

May 19, 2013
TheSpiritOf68 Says:
Not knowing how to view a YT comment. Your comment was removed you utter tit. LOL. Deary me yank, how is that the same thing you retard? Fucking thick. I don't see any proof of that, yank. Run out of links have ya? Haha, you're actually 2nd fattest. My bad. "We always rip you and everyone else a new asshole in the Olympics" Eh, yes the ATHLETES do very well, but YOU don't take part in the Olympics. So why are YOU bragging about something YOU haven't achieved? Basking in someone else's glory.

May 19, 2013
richard1972r Says:
And yet, "THE FATTEST COUNTRY IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE" always kicks ass in the Olympics. Ironic, isn't it?

May 19, 2013
iStealthShadow Says:
THE USA IS THE FATTEST COUNTRY IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE

May 19, 2013
iStealthShadow Says:
there is no pond...

May 19, 2013
iStealthShadow Says:
what the hell does soccer even mean. is it PLAYING with SOCKS?

May 19, 2013
iStealthShadow Says:
pretty much only america call rugby FOOTBALL. and FOOTBALL soccer. so the rest of the worlds right the olympics call it FOOTBALL

May 19, 2013
iStealthShadow Says:
this is true!!! REAL NAMES: FOOTBALL the sport you use your FOOT and a BALL EGGHAND = the sport you use HANDS and EGGS RUGBY = the name for the EGGY sport

May 19, 2013
TheSadbuttrue13 Says:
FUCK YOU

May 18, 2013
richard1972r Says:
Me neither. So many fucking idiots here crying over how the damned game is called thousands of miles away from them.

May 18, 2013
BeASTgUY32 Says:
Different countries say different things. Why are you guys crying over a name? Seriously, I don't get it.

May 18, 2013
Jon Howard Says:
American football has been a personal hobby/interest most of my life and have to admit the title of the sport retardedly named. Who came up with this and why did we allow it to go on? That said, learned a long time ago not to negatively characterize an activity in which I've never participated. Most things in life seem easy and simple minded until you actually take on the task.

May 18, 2013
Afonso Sousa Says:
Finally someone takes a stand on this. I've always been incredibly annoyed when people call it "Soccer". What the hell is that?! It's called "Football" for a reason, as Mr. Cleese so eloquently puts it. I'm not even English, but damn!